June 2012
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Watchpeopleofmotorcity:
Check out all the Fresh styles when G4’s Attack of the Show! gets a behind the scenes tour at Titmouse Inc. with Chris P!
Take a close look at all the computer screens for sneak peeks of up-coming character designs and other never before seen goodies!
FRESH STYLES!
“Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via likeneelyohara)
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
You know what? Fuck this. Where is the post making fun of Samuel L. Jackson for using the word "hotspatcho"? I mean, there shouldn't be one because it's funny and cute, but the real reason there isn't one is because of sexism. If this commercial had featured pretty much anyone but Zooey Deschanel then people would be like "Eh, whatever," but because some women are threatened by her and want to yell about how she's a horrible stereotype manic pixie dream girl (because attacking other women is feminism, right?) they have to make sassy comments about ordering in tomato soup.
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Watchblackpoquedown:
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thedandyunderworld:
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
OMG….
the most beautiful thing ive ever seen
This is like the squirrel version of...
